Yeah. And?

Show us peace.

The water was so warm.

Where is your favourite place to be on a sunny Sunday afternoon? 
Submitted by Rev Stan.

This water was COLD

So, last night I gave Elroy a bath. In the sink. With soap.

Yes, it was as fun as you would imagine it would be!

The END!

So, Elroy has his gross butt issues again. I seriously do not know what to do you guys. I wish there was an (non toxic) pill which would just magically make all his hair fall out. You know, his ass hair in particular.

Last night we came home and I noticed he was being really weird. Weirder than usual. He was walking around scratching the floor like he would do around his litter box. Just here there and everywhere. Scratch scratch scratch. Then I noticed, OH, he has shit matteted to his ass. Maybe he is uncomfortable or something!

UGH.

I put him in the sink and sprayed his butt with warm water and then there was some more detailed work (EW EW EW, gross) involving tissues and now he seems to be a little better. But there are still the matts. Which I have to cut out somehow again some more. WHY CAN MY CAT NOT MAINTAIN HIS OWN ASSHOLE!?!?

I went to bed feeling so bummed out. It is like, I have to fix it and it is HELL ON EARTH to do. It is not like he happily let's me shave his butt, it is long and drawn out and hard work. When your cat is half your size, it is not easily remedied.

So, who wants to come over and hold my cat down while I shave his butt? Anyone? Hello?

Would you go on vacation by yourself, and if so where would you go?
Submitted by Sean & Stefan.

I would and I have. I went to London and Scotland by myself in 2003. It was super awesome. I did whatever I wanted when I wanted and was the boss of me. I loved every second.

What's the oldest thing in your fridge?

God, everything in there is ancient. I never cook at home anymore.

Right now there is some juice (which is the only very new thing), ancient mustard, tortillas from the middle ages, and a pepper from Roman times.

It's all very sad. Let's get take out!

How many email addresses do you have?  What are they for? 
Submitted by clippedwings.

God, I think I have four. Or five.

One (gmail) is personal and only my friends and very few web things have that one. BUT a few of my other ones (like the two I have for my website) point to that one. So sometimes junk sneaks through.

The other main one is a Yahoo email I have had for years and now I use that whenever I have to sign up for something on line. I check it a couple times a day but it is mainly just stuff I immediately delete.

Oh, and I have a work email. WHO CARES!

Show us a mosaic.

Delaine made me this awesome mosiac of Elroy's face. It is the best thing ever.

Mosiac from Delaine

What clothing item do you wish could be banned?
Submitted by Mike E.

Shorts. I hate them. I don't even own a pair. Tim Gunn has some saying about how shorts are only for working out or something. YES TIM YES. Burn your shorts! Wear a skirt! If you're a boy, too bad!!

Who are the last five people you called on your cell phone?

My BFF
Boyfriend
Mom
My good friend Alex
And my cousin, Kristin, who is one of my best friends.